Emcee snorts a chuckle. "No, not even me," he says, swishing his fingers back and forth across the water's surface, creating soft ripples.

"Though yes, I do get to use these luxurious soaps while I'm here. But I must admit that self-care is-- not my strongest point. I tend to let myself go when I am at my lowest, and rather depend on others to drag me by my ears to shave and shower. Herman, especially. Have I told you about him? It seems as I can never speak enough about him."